Just for fun.. Embarring moments?

One of my most embarring moments was when, during airport security, last year after the London terrorists attacks, security was obviously really high, so they were going through everyone's EVERYTHING. So they were going through my carry on and the guy checking my stuff went through a pocket, took out a tampon, held it up, and went "What is zeez??" and inspected it for a few minutes, up in the air the whole time. Needless to say, this was in front of quite a few people. Aaah, it was just awful.